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Old November 7th, 2004, 09:06 PM
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Default Down by the Pond....

Thought all you Floridians (and seniors too) would appreciate this one!

Good for a laugh!!!!
>> > >> > > > >
>> > >> > > > > An old farmer in Florida had owned a large farm
for
>> > >> > > > > several years.
>> > >> > > > > He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic
>> > >> > > > >
>> > >> > > > > tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
>> > >> > > > > The pond was properly shaped and
>> > >> > > > > fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the
>> > >> > > > > old farmer
>> > >> > > > > decided to go down to the pond, as he had not been there
>> > >> > > > > for a while,
>> > >> > > > > and to look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to
>> > >> > > > > bring back some fruit.
>> > >> > > > >
>> > >> > > > > As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing
>> > >> > > > > with glee.
>> > >> > > > >
>> > >> > > > > As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
>> > >> > > > > skinny-dipping
>> > >> > > > > in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and
>> > >> > > > > they all
>> > >> > > > > went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women
>> > >> > > > > shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
>> > >> > > > >
>> > >> > > > > The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch
you
>> > >> > > > > ladies
>> > >> > > > > swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
>> > >> > > > >
>> > >> > > > > Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the
>> > >> > > > > alligator."
>> > >> > > > >
>> > >> > > > > Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over
>> > >> > > > > youth and enthusiasm every time.
>>
>>
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Old November 7th, 2004, 09:51 PM
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Default Re: Down by the Pond....

ROFL..that was good Donna...havent heard that one

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Old November 7th, 2004, 11:12 PM
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Yeah, RD, there has to be something good about old age!

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Old November 8th, 2004, 04:48 AM
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I love it! Thanks for the laugh, Rollerdonna.
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Old November 8th, 2004, 10:03 AM
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giggle, giggle
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RD, !!

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That was a cute one :o) TTFN Jennifer
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Old November 8th, 2004, 06:07 PM
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Hey Donna!!! Where did you say that pond is????
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