A friend sent me this one, and of course, i had to share it!
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
>Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and
said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a
>"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
>The fairy moved her magic stick and -- abracadabra! -- two tickets
for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
>Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs
once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a
wife 30 years younger than me."
>The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
>So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! --
the husband became 92 years old.
>The moral of this story... Men might be ungrateful idiots...
>But fairies are female...