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Old November 11th, 2004, 10:18 PM
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A friend sent me this one, and of course, i had to share it!

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
>Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and
said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a
>"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the wife.
>The fairy moved her magic stick and -- abracadabra! -- two tickets
for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
>Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs
once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a
wife 30 years younger than me."
>The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
>So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! --
the husband became 92 years old.
>The moral of this story... Men might be ungrateful idiots...
>But fairies are female...


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Old November 11th, 2004, 10:30 PM
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Some males are fairies, aren't they?
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Old November 12th, 2004, 06:49 AM
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oh, i loved it!!

sensation 2/04

next........victory for thanksgiving 04

Turkey Day on the Victory!!
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Old November 12th, 2004, 06:58 AM
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Gotta love it.

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Majesty of the Seas 3/2004
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Old November 12th, 2004, 08:14 AM
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good one!
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Old November 17th, 2004, 07:58 PM
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Past Cruises-
Sovereign of the Seas 2/03
Navigator of the Seas 2/04
Adventure of the Seas 2/05
Serenade of the Seas 2/06
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