Maybe you've heard this one before, but if not....enjoy!
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding
her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman
approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but
did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied," Sir, anything you see
down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday