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Old November 16th, 2004, 09:46 PM
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Getting Old: 11.16.2004



* Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art.

* I am in shape. Round is a shape.

* Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.

* I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

* Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

* Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.

* Remember, growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional.

* We do not stop dancing because we are old; we grow old because we stop dancing.

* Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

* The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

* Old age comes at a bad time.

* As I grow older I am becoming increasingly concerned about the here after. By the time I get to the next room I have to ask myself, “what am I here after?”

* My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

* I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

* Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

* It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

* As you grow older, spend more time trying to figure out what you are, than what you have.

* Old age is simply a case of mind over matter. If you do not mind, it really does not matter.

* To many of us go to our graves with our music still inside of us.

* Let us so live that when we die, even the undertaker will be sorry.

* I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling.

* A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but also more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

* The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

* You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

* I Don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

* If you don't learn to laugh at your troubles when you are young, you won't have anything to laugh at when you

are old.

donna (who's really only 1/2 way there.....!)

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Old November 17th, 2004, 03:57 AM
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, Thanks for the giggle Donna

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Old November 17th, 2004, 06:33 AM
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Ain't it the truth!
Thanks for the morning funnies

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Old November 18th, 2004, 10:23 AM
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I like the $39.95 plus shipping and handling!

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