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Y2C December 1st, 2004 01:37 AM

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes
 
A young man went to visit his 90-year old grandfather in a very secluded
rural area of Maine. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared
breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon.
He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his
grandfather, "Are these plates clean?"
His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get
them, so go on and finish your meal."
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for
lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate and a substance that
looked like dried egg yolks, so he asked again, "Are you sure these plates
are clean?"
Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says, "I told you
before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them."
Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to go visit friends in a
nearby town. As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and
wouldn't let him pass so he said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me
out."
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on
TV his grandfather shouted, "COLDWATER, go lay down!!"
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cap'nkruzer December 1st, 2004 06:39 AM

Re: Can Cold Water Clean Dishes
 
Good one. Thanks for the chuckle...My dishwashers name is FIDO...:-)
SSaFWs..ED

VTJen December 1st, 2004 07:16 AM

Re: Can Cold Water Clean Dishes
 
Cute

Jen
Sensation 2/2003
Majesty of the Seas 3/2004

Phyllbo December 1st, 2004 07:23 AM

Re: Can Cold Water Clean Dishes
 
GROAN!!!! LOL

Thanks Steve.

Phyll


bigjohn461 December 1st, 2004 07:27 AM

Re: Can Cold Water Clean Dishes
 
Thanks for the chuckle Steve


rollerdonna December 1st, 2004 08:06 AM

Re: Can Cold Water Clean Dishes
 
Yuck! My diswasher's name is ME!

donna


Set4cruz December 1st, 2004 08:12 AM

Re: Can Cold Water Clean Dishes
 
Eeeewwwwwwwwww!!


pg. December 1st, 2004 09:27 AM

Re: Can Cold Water Clean Dishes
 
Tooo funny!!

LisaK December 1st, 2004 10:18 AM

Re: Can Cold Water Clean Dishes
 
Ick

Big Craig December 1st, 2004 12:47 PM

Re: Can Cold Water Clean Dishes
 
We have a dish washer, and I do them every morning, ugh
In my house I can do anything I want too, as long as my wife says it is ok.


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