Here's the best advice I've had in a long time.......
How I Obtain Inner Peace
> I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on
a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed
> "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
> started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I started
> and >hadn't finished, so, before leaving the house this morning, I
finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of
Bailey's a package of Oreo's, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium
prescriptions, >the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of
chocolates. You >have no idea how good I feel. Please pass this on to
those you >feel are in need of inner peace.
donna (who could really use some inner peace right now!)