How I Obtain Inner Peace

[rollerdonna]

Here's the best advice I've had in a long time.......

How I Obtain Inner Peace
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> I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on
a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed
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> "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
> started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I started
> and >hadn't finished, so, before leaving the house this morning, I
finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of
Bailey's a package of Oreo's, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium
prescriptions, >the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of
chocolates. You >have no idea how good I feel. Please pass this on to
those you >feel are in need of inner peace.

donna (who could really use some inner peace right now!)

[Cruise Cynic]

Donna, what do you do in the morning, when the "inner peace" wears off?

Finish off the aspirin?
or finish off your loved ones?

Just kidding of course. Don't finish me off.

[bigjohn461]

YOU really DO need a cruise in the worst way..Hang in there kiddo.

If only finding and achieving innner peace could be done so easily.

Judy (who could use some inner peace as well)

[MaryLou]

RD: I'm glad to see you have not lost your sense of humor with everything that is going on with you. Hang in there.