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Old December 23rd, 2004, 02:29 PM
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A tour bus takes off with a full load of seniors, when a little old lady taps the bus driver on the shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on the shoulder again and hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture many times. He asks her why they don't eat the almonds themselves, whereupon she replies that it's not possible because of their false teeth. We're not able to chew them. "Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled, whereupon the old lady answers: "We just love the chocolate around them!

donna (who also loves the chocolate but can't eat the almonds either!)

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Old December 23rd, 2004, 03:03 PM
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OMG!! My husband was a tour bus driver for years. I can't wait for him to get home from work to read him this. From the stories he has told me, even tho this is a joke it's not to big of a stretch from the truth.
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Old December 23rd, 2004, 10:50 PM
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I don't have any idea here you get these things, but thanks and Merry Christmas.
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