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Old January 2nd, 2005, 09:33 AM
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Default A New Year's Joke...

This could happen to any of us after New Year's Eve....

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a
chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams
the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push,"
he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not. It is three in
the morning and it is pouring out!" says the husband.

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped
us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man agrees, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He
calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replied the drunk.


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Old January 2nd, 2005, 10:00 AM
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Default Re: A New Year's Joke...

That's hilarious, Donna! A very good way to start the new year, I might add. Thanks for the laugh.


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Old January 2nd, 2005, 10:04 AM
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Default Re: A New Year's Joke...

, thanks for the laugh.


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Old January 3rd, 2005, 06:38 PM
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I liked that one! Thanks Donna

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Old January 3rd, 2005, 10:44 PM
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Thanks for the laugh. This was great.
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Old January 4th, 2005, 02:47 AM
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just back to work this morning & that put a smile on my face

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