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Old January 4th, 2005, 11:52 PM
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ITALIAN PASTA DIET (IT REALLY WORKS!)

1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.

Also...

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like...
Speaking English is apparently what kills you!
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Oh Steve, I really like-a the Pasta Diet!

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That was really cute, thank you.

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Love these. May I copy and post on a couple other (diet) sites?
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Steve, I love the Carb Study!

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.... I clicked on this thread hoping that it really was a diet that allowed pasta!!! I think I have been doing the low carb thing waaayyy to long!!!

The carb study cracks me up!!!

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funny!
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I've heard the carb thing before but I still cracked up when I got to the punch line. Thanks for laugh.
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