I don't know about you, but my memory is not what it used to be, and I loved this one:
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating,
> the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
> The two elderly gentlemen were left talking, and one said, "Last night we
> went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it
> very highly."
> The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
> The first elderly man thought and thought and finally said, "What's the
> name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one
> that's red and has thorns."
> "Do you mean a rose?"
> "Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned to the kitchen and
> "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?!"
donna (who can't remember what I had for dinner tonight!)