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Old February 4th, 2005, 12:41 PM
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1. You must learn to say the city name correctly. It is usually referred to as "Jax".

2. You must be a Jaguars fan. It is a requirement for citizenship. Also, you are either a Gator or a Nole. You have no choice. If you abstain, you will be assigned a team. There are no other schools. It's better to learn that sooner than later.

3. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. No one pays attention to them here. Merging, yielding, and right-of-way are completely foreign terms. No turn signals in cars, either.

4. To find anything in Jax it is required that you know where Regency Square is. It is the Alpha and the Omega: the beginning and the end.

5. Directions to anywhere may, and usually do, make a reference to "the old Pic and Save".

6. The morning rush hour is from 6am to 10am. The evening rush hour is from 3pm to 7pm. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.

7. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, cussed out, and possibly shot.

8. East Rd. meets West Rd. on Beach Blvd, but they both run North and South.

9. Normandy Boulevard, State Road 228, Cecil Field Road, Maxville Road, and Post Street are all the same road.

10. On the southeast side of town, Hartley Road, Shad Road, and Hood Road are all the same road. Hartley Road is the western part of the road, and Shad Road is the eastern part of the road. Now don't be confused about this Hood Road. This is the West-East part that is in between Hartley and Shad, not the North-South part that starts out as Old Kings Road South, changes into Hood Road South, and ends at Losco Road. Got it?

11. Construction is a permanent fixture in Jax. The barrels are moved around in the middle of the night to make the next day's driving a bit more exciting.

12. Watch very carefully for road hazards such as deer, skunks, dogs, barrels, cones, cows, horses, pot holes, cats, pieces of other cars, a single shoe, opossums, truck tires, raccoons, squirrels, rabbits, crows or vultures feeding on any of these items. Oh, and those pesky ladders that seem to find themselves laying on our bridges.

13. The minimum acceptable speed on J Turner Butler Blvd is 75 mph. Anything less is considered downright sissy. This is Jacksonville's version of NASCAR.

14. Never honk at anyone. Ever! Seriously.

15. If you are in the left lane, and only going 70 in a 55 zone, you are considered a road hazard and will be "flipped off" accordingly.

16. Ground clearance of at least 12 inches is recommended for city driving.

17. If it's 100 degrees, Thanksgiving must be next weekend.

18. There are really only two seasons here: Summer and January.

19. There is actually a Westside high school that has a confederate battle flag as its school flag, an image of a slave plantation owner as its mascot, and Dixie as its school song. Just accept it. Please don't make a fuss about it, for your own safety.

20. Ponte Vedra is to Middleburg as oceanfront is to doublewide.

21. If you choose to live in Orange Park, or, God forbid, Middleburg, plan to leave for work at 4am and return home around 11pm. Otherwise you may get caught in what can only be described as "the world's longest left-turn lane".

22. Don't get here late and expect something to eat. After 9pm, your choices are Famous Amos, Village Inn, Krystals and Waffle House.

23. You can buy a million-dollar condo downtown on the river, but you have to drive 10 miles for a loaf of bread, and never after dark.

24. The Landing is an interesting place. Every time you visit, there will be a whole new set of restaurants, fewer stores, and less parking. Hooters, however, is a permanent fixture.

25. All City Council decisions must be signed off on by First Baptist Church.

26. You can't drink alcohol and see topless girls at the same time. But, if you agree to drink Diet Coke, you can see them fully nude.

27. North Phillips highway. Don't go there. Ever! Unless, of course, you are looking for motels that charge by the hour.

28. JTB, J Turner Butler Blvd, Butler Blvd, and Butler are all the same road. And you can get to all of them from Phillips Highway -- I mean US 1.

29. Do not under any circumstance, think you can pull into a strip mall and get to the next adjoining strip mall from there.

30. Learn all of the lyrics to every Lynyrd Skynyrd song. Trust me on this one.

31. Palmetto bugs are nothing more than GIANT flying cockroaches.

32. Tea is ALWAYS served sweet -- unless you request otherwise.

33. The term "fast food" is an oxymoron.

34. The police and sheriff's department are not that bad, we just tend to have really clumsy, bruised inmates.

35. Cars that are twenty lanes away from a school bus will stop when it stops.

36. Housing zoning rules are not important here. A normal housing development may go like this: mansion, trailer, FoodMart, big church, church, small church, chicken coop.

37. Ya'll come back now - ya hear!!!


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Michelle- I had to snoop and read this anyways! Are you serious about some of the things?!! (Our rush hours are similar in Vancouver.)

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In twenty years it is nice to know that things haven't chenged. <VBG>

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That was great Michelle....I'm emailing them to daughter at UNF and hubby who went to high school there.
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Angela,

I went to high school at DU Fletcher Sr. Which high school did your hubby go to?

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That was good Michelle...I have only been to Jax twice and it was back in the early 80"s

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Hi Tamie,
My husband went to Bolles and his brother went to Episcopal (I think). He graduated in 74.
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I swam competively for the Episopal AAU Amberjack swim team. However, I graduated in 81. I got the pleasure of being on the same swim team as many World Record holders and Olympic Gold Medalist. Talk about learning humility at a young age. <VBG>

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Yes, it is true, at least 99% anyway. I carry a weapon so I don't worry about some of the things. <>
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And in going through the city on I-95-- there is an awful lot of water to cross! Lynne
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