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OKAY, let's find out who needs a cruise B.A.D.
These are only what my sick mind could conjure up on short notice.
Please answer honestly. (As if)
FOR A FREE CRUISE WOULD YOU>>>
1) Eat a plate of "random disgusting" like on Fear Factor
2) Take a punch from a non-boxer
3) Separate two cats who are fighting
4) Pose for a fully nude photo & post it on the internet
5) Make out with a midget of the opposite sex (same sex gets you a suite)
6) Sit on a fire ant nest for count of four steamboats
7) Get your tongue pierced
8) Wiggle any part of your body for 3 seconds in a piranha tank
9) Cuss out a police officer
10) Go skydiving with a parachute packed by a total stranger
11) Spend one night in a maximum security penitentiary
12) (for men) get a full-body hair wax by a determined matron
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Cruise Cynic..I understand what you are driving at (sick person that you are (smile)..suggest you approach your topic from a different perspective
"if you were put under a hypnotic spell in front of a group of people that you will never ever see again in life, what behavior would come out in your sub-conscious (your wildest fantasy) that you would do in order to win a free cruise in the owner's suite of your favorite luxury ship? "
1) Eat a plate of "random disgusting" like on Fear Factor - NO WAY!!!
2) Take a punch from a non-boxer - Is it a featherweight?
3) Separate two cats who are fighting - Absolutely
4) Pose for a fully nude photo & post it on the internet - Don't THINK so....
5) Make out with a midget of the opposite sex (same sex gets you a suite) - Nope
6) Sit on a fire ant nest for count of four steamboats - sorry......no
7) Get your tongue pierced - not even for the penthouse suite!
8) Wiggle any part of your body for 3 seconds in a piranha tank - maybe....
9) Cuss out a police officer - can't - it might be Jim Bragg.....
10) Go skydiving with a parachute packed by a total stranger - not me!
11) Spend one night in a maximum security penitentiary - not even to OWN the ship
12) (for men) get a full-body hair wax by a determined matron - I'll sign my dh up.....
Ah....for the cruise.....
dorothy
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No thanks! Although I did have a dream last night that I was cruising... except that I was married to my husband's friend who I don't like. I woke up and said, well, anything to cruise!