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A Vow to Wow
During a wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an
unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding
vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love,
honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her
forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." The
prospective groom then passed the minister a $100 bill and walked
The day of the wedding, the bride and groom are prepared to exchange
vows. When it comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the
young man in the eye and says:
"Do you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every
command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your
life and swear eternally before the world and your lovely wife that
you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "I do."
The groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a
The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back, "She
made me a better offer."