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Old March 6th, 2005, 06:57 PM
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Cats in Physics

Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetis
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.

Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

Law of Dinner Table Attendance
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.

First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

Second Law of Energy Conservation
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

Law of Refrigerator Observation
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Bag / Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Milk Consumption
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

Law of Furniture Replacement
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

Law of Cat Landing
A cat will always land in the softest place possible.

Law of Fluid Displacement
A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter

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Old March 6th, 2005, 07:02 PM
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It's all true! !

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sounds like my cat!

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Got 4 of them critters and I can testify it is all true!!! My Himyalayan can transmit her white hair to my suits through closed closet doors.

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All of that fits Miss Lilly, my "normal" cat. Miss Kitty on the other hand defies all rules of kitty life.

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Fern,
Sooo cute and soo true.
I might add." If you want the best seat in the house, you will have to move the cat"

Cats rule, just ask the cat.

We had a Siamese cat that lived to be 20 something.
Now there are others types of cats that we love just as much
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Fern, I have 3 cats and your laws fit everyone of them and made me laugh!!! Here's to those lovable but contrary critters CATS
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Fern:

Very good, have 5 indoor cats. everything was so true. I have another one especially for my Russian Blue.

Law of computer keyboards

A cat will rest his entire body on the keyboard and the mouse only when typing is taking place. The cats weight must rest entirely upon the typists fingers. Otherwise, he will just sit on the space bar or "X" key.
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I've had cats of various varieties over the years. The only question I have:
If a can is opened in a forest, will a cat still hear it?


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My Cat is the exact opposite. We actually have her trained to stay in one room, and she is so intelligent that even though she can leave she never does because she knows where she belongs. No cat hair, no clawed furniture. Now, I might add that she is now 15 years old and it took her over a decade to get that smart, but she is one cat that has seen it all and now knows how to love and respect the humans who take care of her!

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