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Old March 27th, 2005, 08:31 PM
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Travel Agent in Washington D.C. says she has an answer as to why this
country is in trouble!

Consider these examples:

I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her
hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I
started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information,
then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but
Capetown is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like
the stupid one, I calmly explained,"Cape Cod is in Massachusetts,
Capetown is in Africa." Her response, (click).

A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we
did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was
expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that in Orlando it is not
possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't
lie to me. I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state!"

I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, "Is it possible to see
England from Canada?" I said, "No." She said, "But they look so close
on the map."

An aide for a Bush (41) cabinet member once called and asked if he could
rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had
only a 1-hour layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a
car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to
drive between the gates to save time."

An Illinois Congress woman called last week. She needed to know how it was
possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20 a.m. and got into
Chicago at 8:33 a.m.. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead
of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones.
Finally, I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!

A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical
description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?" I
| said, "No, why do you ask?"
She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on
my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that is very
rude!" After putting her on hold for a minute while I 'looked into it'
(I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for
Fresno, CA is (FAT), and that the airline was just putting a destination tag
on her luggage.

A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii. After
going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to
California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked,
"How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he
meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but
none of these darn planes have numbers on them."

A lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, Florida.
Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?" I asked if
she meant fly to Pensacola, FL, on a commuter plane.
She said, "Yeah, whatever!"

A senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he
needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports,
reminded him that he needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to China
many times and never had to have one of those." I double-checked and
sure enough, his stay required a visa
When told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and
every time they have accepted my American Express!"

A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations. "I wanted to go
|from Chicago to Rhino, New York." The agent was at a loss for words.
Finally, the agent said, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?"
"Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the lady.
| After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am,
I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino
anywhere." The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where
it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New
York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?"
"That's it! I knew it was one of those big animals!" she said.

Now you know why Government is in the shape that it is in..

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Old March 27th, 2005, 09:03 PM
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too funny !!! sad thing is, some people are really that GOOFY !!

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A tired man and his wife walk up to the front desk of a hotel. The clerk asks "do you have reservations?" The man replies "Oh, yes, definitely. But we'll stay here anyways. Every where else is booked up."
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Fern, those were too funny ! Thanks for sharing!

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Very funny!!! thanx for posting.

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Thanks Fern, I needed that to start my Monday.
ROFLMAO!!
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It's almost scary - these are the people that are in charge? Leading and shaping our nation? No wonder we are in such a mess. They are worth a good laugh tho'.

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good one, thanks needed a chuckle.
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Absolutely hysterical, but frightening all at the same time lol! I'll bet I know who that Illinois Congresswoman was. How on earth do they manage to run a successful campaign and actually get elected...eeek!
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Scary...but funny!!!

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According to the Urban Legend Reference Pages these are false, but by the same token are absolutely hilarious. No doubt many travel agents have experienced a lot of the same type questions many times.

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