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Old May 5th, 2005, 04:49 PM
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Default Things you won't find on a Hallmark card

THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"
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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

So your daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay.

dorothy

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Old May 5th, 2005, 08:59 PM
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Thanks Dorothy. There's actually a few listed that I could really use.

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Old May 5th, 2005, 09:29 PM
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These are funny!

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ROFLMBO! A lot of them are food for thought.

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Old May 6th, 2005, 08:50 AM
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Good stuff. Someone should really print some of these. I'm sure they'd sell!
(I'd buy a couple of them myself!)
Happy sailing,
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Cute!

Skymaster - just get yourself a card program and make some.
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