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Old May 7th, 2005, 06:49 PM
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Default Man of the House

The husband had just finished reading the book Man of the House. He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

His wife replied, "The funeral director."

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Old May 7th, 2005, 07:34 PM
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ROFLMBO...... That's a good one.


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