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Old May 24th, 2005, 06:02 AM
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Default Redneck Engineers

A group of redneck engineers were surrounding a flagpole trying to determine it's height. Their calculators were busy with tangents, and cosines, and even some of teh older ones had their sliderules out. They just couldn't determine the exact height of that pole.

About that time, a young girl happened by and she asked them what they were doing. After hearing their problem, she loosened a nut at the base of the pole, pulled out the bolt, and the flagpole came crashing to the ground. She turned around and said, "now all you have to do is measure it."

The engineers looked at her with dismay. "We need to measure the height, not the length!"

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Old May 24th, 2005, 07:14 AM
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These guys must have gone to the same school as all our cajun engineers. Of course you'd have to add a lot of beer and some chankachank music to the story for them.
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Old May 24th, 2005, 08:26 AM
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My dear, departed Daddy, of the measure once-cut three times school, could never decipher common sense if it came from the mouth of a female.
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