T- Shirt Slogans

[Cruznut2]

WOMEN'S T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach.
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> 1. I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.
> 2. (On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD. (On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.
> 3. I'M STILL HOT... IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.
> 4. AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT.
> 5. MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.
> 6. LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.
> 7. I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.
> 8. ANNAPOLIS--A DRINKING TOWN WITH A SAILOR PROBLEM.
> 9. I NEED SOMEBODY BAD... ARE YOU BAD?
> 10. PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!
> 11. BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU
> FROM YOUR CAR.
> 12. I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE.
> 13. IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.
> 14. EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.
> 15. KEEP STARING....I MAY DO A TRICK.
> 16. WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.
> 17. DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.
> 18. MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S
> GONE.
> 19. EVERY TIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE", I WASH MY MOUTH
> OUT WITH CHOCOLATE.
> 20. CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.
> 21. LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WILL NOT
> HAVE TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.
> 22. IN GOD WE TRUST. ALL OTHERS WE POLYGRAPH
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[bigjohn461]

Those were really good..I really like the one about the dirty word "exercise"..

I could use a few of those..........<S>


Sharon

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