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If you get bored shopping, these are just a few things to do to kill some time. I just got these in the mail and I can just see some of my CM family doing these things.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they are not looking...I could see Jason doing this..>G<
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals..This could very well be Lynne of Lynne and Trevor. Followed up by RollerD..
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms...this is a job for RoboCop
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone..that there is a Code 3 in sporting goods and see what happens. This is Doug's job.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on Lay-a way..This could be any female on CM.
6. Move a "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area..This is my job.
7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Dept..and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in, IF they bring pillows from the Bedding Dept...For Sure Jen in VT's job.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin crying and say.."Why cant you people just leave me alone?"..This is the job of "da Coot"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it for a mirror and pick your nose...This goes to PapaBill..
10. While Handling guns in The Hunting Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are...A good job for our brother Thomas.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible..Mike M is the man for this one.
12. In the Auto Dept, practice your "Madonna look" using the different sized funnels. Who other than RayB gets this one.
13. Hide in a clothing rack..and when people browse through, say PICK ME..PICK ME !.
Our resident shopper gets this one...Trip and she can take turns on this with Helen..
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..NO !!!!! It's those voices again.!!!!!! Kuki..it just fits.
15. The last one can be for Myself and Jason(we will take turns and not at the same time) Go into the changing room and after a few minutes, Yell...There Is "NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE !!!!
This has all been in fun and for our own enjoyment..if you are offended, I am sorry and refer you to the complaint dept that is headed up by THOMAS.
Thank You for being a good sport and I will retire for now.
Things to do while shopping...Funny for all.
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