How Many CruiseMates Does It Take....

Cruise Cynic · #1 (**permalink**) June 25th, 2005, 03:39 AM

Let me start this one off.... feel free to add your own.

How Many CruiseMates Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
One. But the fixture has to stop rocking and swaying first.

How Many CruiseMates Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
One. But the friggin thing better not burn out during the "Bingo Jackpot".

How Many CruiseMates Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Several. One to alert the cabin attendant. One to bring it to the attention of the front desk. One to gripe to the Hotel Manager. One to write a letter to the Cruise Line. One to whine about it in the "Cruise Gripes" board. One to write a review of the entire cruise, with the "lightbulb fiasco" featured prominently. One to threaten legal action.........

(The cruise line offers you a brand new light bulb as compensation.)

How Many CruiseMates Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
I dunno.... does the ship have it's own power?

How Many CruiseMates Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
One. But I need to ask advice from my fellow CruiseMates first.

How Many CruiseMates Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to remind you to bring spare bulbs carefully packed in your checked luggage.

And so on.....

#2 (**permalink**) June 25th, 2005, 04:36 AM

could not sleep again I see (VBG)

#3 (**permalink**) June 25th, 2005, 06:15 AM

1 to make sure the extension cord is still plugged in at port.

rollerdonna · #4 (**permalink**) June 25th, 2005, 07:49 AM

Venice!

My answer to the question is:
1, VTJen, but she won't get around to it until tomorrow, because she has to stain the deck, do the laundry, pick up the kids, get her hair done, bake a cake, order something online, and tidy up her cabin first!!

(sorry Jen, I just couldn't resist!) blame CC!!

donna