A good laugh

rayb · #1 (**permalink**) June 25th, 2005, 08:48 PM

Even tho this has my name in the Joke it is Funny. Hope you enjoy.

Boudreaux had a bad vehicle accident, caused by a truck.
In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning
Boudreaux. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm
fine," asked the lawyer?
Boudreaux responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just
loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the . . . . "
"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the
question? Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine!"?
Boudreaux said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
driving down the road . . . ."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish
the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after
the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please
tell him to answer the question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Boudreaux's answer and
said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite
mule, Bessie".
Boudreaux thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I
had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving
her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop
sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch
and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't
want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning.
I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans."
"Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene.
He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her.
After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, and looked at me,
and said 'How are you feeling?'"
"Now what the hell would you say