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In case you haven't heard these before, they are good ones....
Subject: More Bad Ones
> >>> 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
> >>> ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
> >>>
> >>> 2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
> >>>electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies,
> >>> "Yes, I'm positive..."
> >>>
> >>> 3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll
> >>> serve you, but don't start anything."
> >>>
> >>> 4. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
> >>>
> >>> 4a. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we
> >>> don't serve food in here."
> >>>
> >>> 5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
> >>>
> >>> 6. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
> >>> and says: "A beer for me please, and one for the road."
> >>>
> >>> 7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does
> >>> this taste funny to you?"
> >>>
> >>> 8. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of home.
> >>> The doctor replies, "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
> >>> "Is that common?", asks the man. "Well," says the doc,
> >>> "It's Not Unusual."
> >>>
> >>> 9. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy
> >>> says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
> >>> "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!"
> >>> exclaimed Daisy.
> >>>
> >>> 10. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were
> >>> nothing to look at either.
> >>>
> >>> 11. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
> >>>
> >>> 12. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but
> >>> I couldn't find any.
> >>>
> >>> 13. I went to a seafood disco last week..... And pulled a mussel.
> >>>
> >>> 14. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire
> >>> in the craft. It sank, which proves that you can't have your
> >>> kayak and heat it too.
> >>>
> >>> 15. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
> >>>
> >>> 16. Two toothless termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is your
> >>> bar tender here?"
> >>>
> >>> You might say that a midget clairvoyant who escapes custody is
> >>> a "Small Medium at Large"
> >>> - or, then again......you might not.....
Those are some great one liners, I had to pass them along, I hope you don't mind!!!
Erin
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