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Old June 29th, 2005, 01:45 PM
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Default Maintain a healthy level of insanity...

These are fun:

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's Called therapy.


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Old June 29th, 2005, 02:20 PM
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Default Re: Maintain a healthy level of insanity...

Ummm... You go first!!!!

I think if you were to do ANY of these things, (ea #9), people would seriously dought your sanity. ;-)

Thanks for the giggle.

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donna....flat out hillarious!

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Old June 29th, 2005, 06:47 PM
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Very funny Donna, thanks for the giggle.

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When I had a Mustang convertible, I used to pick the hottest week of July to play Christmas carols on the stereo. Loud. I'd turn it up at red lights and look blankly back at the people staring at me.

I love doing stuff like that.
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Old June 29th, 2005, 10:38 PM
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Great - I needed those today - AR - love that too - great idea!!
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Old June 30th, 2005, 01:14 AM
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Try standing the "wrong way" in an elevator and see how the people you are facing react?

I do it everytime I get in a full one, last.
It some times cheers everyone up out of that "elevator mode"

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great!
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