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Old July 6th, 2005, 09:34 PM
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> Subject: Bubba
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>
> BUBBA, WHILE NOT A BRILLIANT SCHOLAR, WAS A GIFTED PORTRAIT ARTIST.
HIS FAME GREW AND SOON PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY WERE COMING TO
HIM FOR PAINTINGS.
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> ONE DAY, A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN PULLED UP TO HIS HOUSE IN A STRETCH
LIMO. SHE ASKED BUBBA IF HE WOULD PAINT HER IN THE NUDE.
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> THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME ANYONE HAD MADE THIS REQUEST. THE BEAUTIFUL
LADY SAID THAT MONEY WAS NO OBJECT - SHE WAS WILLING TO PAY $20,000.
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> NOT WANTING TO GET INTO TROUBLE WITH HIS WIFE, BUBBA ASKED THE LADY
TO WAIT WHILE HE WENT IN THE HOUSE AND CONFERRED WITH BETTY JO, HIS WIFE.
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> IN A FEW MINUTES HE RETURNED AND SAID TO THE LADY, "OKAY, I'LL PAINT
YA NEKKID. BUT I'LL HAVE TA LEAVE MY SOCKS ON, SO'S I CAN HAVE SUMPLACE
TO WIPE MY BRUSHES ..

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Old July 6th, 2005, 10:47 PM
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You just gotta love ol' BUBBA.
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Old July 7th, 2005, 10:37 AM
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That was good Ray....signed Bubba..>VBG<

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