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Old July 30th, 2005, 12:14 AM
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A woman who was a kleptomaniac had been caught
shoplifting in a supermarket and had to appear in
court, taking along her long-suffering husband for
moral support.

The prosecution proved that the theft had taken
place so the judge told her that, considering her
record, he was forced to impose a jail term.

"This time you stole a can of tomatoes. Let us
suppose that there were six tomatoes in the can. Do
you agree?"

The woman agreed. "Then I sentence you to six nights
in jail."

The husband jumped to his feet , addressing the
judge, "Your honor, may I approach the bench?"

"Well," said his honor, this is somewhat unusual but
I will make an exception in this case. You may
approach the bench."

The husband wasted no time getting there and,
leaning forward, he said in a low voice, "She also
stole a can of peas, your honor.

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Old July 30th, 2005, 02:10 AM
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Very funny! Thanks for the giggle.


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Steve......that's BAD!!!!!!! <EG>


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Old July 30th, 2005, 10:26 AM
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That's something 'da Coot' would do.


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