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Old August 31st, 2005, 07:22 AM
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Default I've taken your advise and this is what it got me!

Ok all my Cruisemates, itís ten days till I go.
Iíve read all your tips, I know to bring lots of dough!

Iíve taken all your advice and this is what it got me.
Will I remember it all? I hope so Iím about to go to sea!

So hereís what Iíve learned from my buddies so far,
Be sure to check over lists before you get in the car.

I hear some of you speak of the great ďGlory BĒ,
Who will have the better cruise? Weíll just wait and see!

We leave from NY, where Iíll get to see the ďLadyĒ,
Hey! Terrorist! I am not afraidy!!

Iím on the Triumph, up the New England coast to Halifax,
Do I bring warm clothes? Iím confused on really what to pack.

Pack lots of shoes you say, 8 or 9 for me,
My hubby is only allowed 5 you see!

So off to my closest I go for more shoes,
Oh yeah, I just remembered I canít bring on booze.

I dollar a bag, Iím prepared for the Porter,
Good thing that you told me, I was going to give him a quarter.

Hang on to my dress as we are up on the deckÖ
Oh, Luanne, maybe Iíll let go, what the heck!

Hang on to my husband, as they tend to go missing,
I think the best way to do that, is while I am kissing.

I little birdie told me, donít worry youíll be fine.
Just be careful, donít drink too much wine!

Kuki has taught me be careful donít get fat,
But the rest of you say donít forget to try this and try that!

Donít expect a pool chair; there are too many hogs,
People like this should be fed to the dogs.

The dining room I will call, if I decide not to go,
I also know better not to save a seat for the show!

Iíll try my hardest to do you all proud,
Iíll even remember not to wear a thong in a crowd.

Iíll stay away from the whirlpool, and watch out for ďthose guysĒ,
Unless Iíd like to soak in pee, it wouldnít be wise.

So you think that some Newbieís, donít take your advice?
No not me, I even know to look for bed lice!

I wonít be returning to be one of those gripers,
But if I see a kid in the hot tub, he best not be in diapers!

I think I have it all covered, from all of my dearsÖ
Oh, oh yeah, Iíll be sure to look for Miss Spears!

Iíll be sure to have fun, well most of the time.
If not, then my Cruisemates may turn on a dime.

So off I go now. Thanks so much to all of you!
If not for your advice, I donít know what Iíd do!!

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Old August 31st, 2005, 07:30 AM
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That was wonderful. You are going to have a great time, because of your attitude about your trip. Remember, you are cruising for all of us who can't go, so so have fun for us.

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P.S. If you ae going to let the dress go, it must read Bon Voyage on your underwear.

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Old August 31st, 2005, 07:34 AM
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I loved EVERY word..you learned well Grasshopper..Now go, go into the cruise world and share what you have learned from your elders here...& think of us, your dear teachers, enlightning other newbies

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Old August 31st, 2005, 07:39 AM
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TBug, ROTFL! With your sense of humor, it won't be hard to enjoy yourself! Your CM buddies will be here when you get back, to console you until your next cruise.

Trip- to you too! (grasshopper....!)

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Old August 31st, 2005, 07:50 AM
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T-Bug: That's awesome! I was a newbie last year at this time and I learned most of those same things. You'll have a wonderful time. Can't wait to hear about it when you get back. Thanks for the smile!
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Old August 31st, 2005, 07:57 AM
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FYI:

I really don't wear thongs, that would show no class...
plus in order to do that you have to have a good @%$

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Real cute. Enjoy.
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Old August 31st, 2005, 08:29 AM
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Cute!

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Old August 31st, 2005, 09:12 AM
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TBug -

Very cute! I, too, have been busy learning from all these wonderful people here on these boards. My husband just laughs at me. He probably can't wait for this cruise to be over cuz then he won't have to listen to me anymore : Ya know what I read today? This person said to do this... No, you can't get on the computer!! I might miss something! lol
Looking forward to the day when I am at your countdown!!!
Happy cruising and make sure to let us all know how it went!
Your fellow newbie in training,

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Missdeels,

I hate to tell you this, but after the cruise the computer becomes even more important. You are stuck with us. lol

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Old August 31st, 2005, 11:07 AM
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Tbug,,,way funny,,,I loved it. Enjoy that cruise,,,your' gonna have a ball !!

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Great TBug. You are going to have a great cruise! See you on the boards as soon as you return!

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TBug.. glad to see you were listening.

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Cute!!
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Very cute, TBug. You have a great fun attitude and I'm sure you'll have a fantastic time on your cruise. Hope you remain addicted to CM too, and come back and tell us all about the cruise.

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TBug, that was great, but with one mistake. You are not a "CM in training," if you are that far gone, you are an official CM!! Welcome to the club, and remember, we want to hear all about it when you get back!

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Thank you Donna!!!

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Very nice young padawan

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DESTROY THE THONG --- YOU MUST !!!

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Banker: ROTF!!!! Funny!

Awhhh no thong? Bummer! (get it "bummer")

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