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Old October 10th, 2005, 02:29 AM
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Default Did you miss my corny jokes? We are back

Yep, we are back from a wonderful cruise on HAL Ryndam. More later.

But first my corny humor. I know you missed me!!!! .. ROFL
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Ain't it the truth

Thought I'd let my doctor check me,
'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .
All those aches and pains annoyed me
And I couldn't sleep at night.

He could find no real disorder
But he wouldn't let it rest.
What with Medicare and Blue Cross,
We would do a couple tests.

To the hospital he sent me
Though I didn't feel that bad.
He arranged for them to give me
Every test that could be had.

I was fluoroscoped and cystoscoped,
My aging frame displayed.
Stripped, on an ice cold table,
While my gizzards were x-rayed.

I was checked for worms and parasites,
For fungus and the crud,
While they pierced me with long needles
Taking samples of my blood.

Doctors came to check me over,
Probed and pushed and poked around,
And to make sure I was living
They wired me up for sound.

They have finally concluded,
Their results have filled a page.
What I have will someday kill me;
My affliction is OLD AGE.
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Old October 10th, 2005, 07:01 AM
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Good one. I like it
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Old October 10th, 2005, 08:07 AM
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I knew there was something missing. Hope you and Barb had a wonderful time and rested up some. Good to have you back on board
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Old October 10th, 2005, 08:09 AM
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Ahhhh yes we missed you and your corny jokes.

Welcome home Steve. Glad you had a good cruise.

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Old October 10th, 2005, 09:26 AM
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Yes, Y2C, I missed your corny jokes! Glad you are back. Been absent a few days myself, and glad I am back too!

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Old October 10th, 2005, 10:20 AM
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We sure did miss your smiling face! Looking forward to hearing all about Hal.
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Steve glad you had a good cruise and welcome back to the boards. Looking forward to your comments on this itinery.
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Welcome Home Steve. Hope you had a good time. Looking forward to hearing about it.

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Old October 10th, 2005, 03:42 PM
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Welcome back Steve!!!!

I hope you and Barb had a great time!!!

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Welcome Back Y2C,
So, how was the cruise?? Good weather, etc.? Good to have you back, corny jokes and all
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Welcome home!

Glad to hear you two had a wonderful cruise. Look forward to hearing more about it.
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Welcome back Steve, we did miss you.
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Glad you are back & your jokes too....
I'm sure you had a great time & you have photos to share that will make us all drool!
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