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Old October 10th, 2005, 12:32 PM
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The 25 Funniest Country Music Song Titles*

1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye.

2. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.

3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.

4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So We're Even.

5. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head).

6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. She's Actin' Single And I'm Drinkin' Doubles.

8. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away.

9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.

10. I Liked You Better Before I knew You So Well.

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

14. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here.

15. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin' Over You.

16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.

17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.

18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.

19. Please Bypass My Heart.

20. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.

21. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

22. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

23. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.

24. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.

25. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up
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Old October 10th, 2005, 01:46 PM
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Isn't there also one called "If I Told You You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me?"

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Old October 10th, 2005, 05:13 PM
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I like the Jonny Cash; How do you do, my name is Sue.
This is true... My ex hubby is named Beverley. in UK it is popular name for boys.
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Old October 10th, 2005, 05:22 PM
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How about.."Get off the stove Granny-You are to old to ride the range"
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Old October 10th, 2005, 07:09 PM
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My favorites are:

"It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew Your A$$ Out All Day Long"
by the Notorious Cherry Bombs

"Hey Loretta, I Love You More Than My Irish Setter" by Loretta Lynn
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Old October 10th, 2005, 07:20 PM
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Default Funny Country Music Titles

"How Can I Miss Ya If I Don't Know Yer Gone?"

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I forgot...

"You're a Hard Dog to Keep Under the Porch"
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Old October 12th, 2005, 11:11 AM
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How about "Drop Kick Me Jesus Thru the Goalposts of Life"

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How about

"I'm So Miserable Without You..It's Almost Like You're Here"
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''If you keep on throwing dirt...You're gonna lose ground''

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Old October 12th, 2005, 11:57 AM
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My current favorite:

"Tequila Makes her Clothes Fall Off"
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When my youngest was 3. He and I were in Wal Mart, and he had gone around the corner to look at something. I could see him, enough to know he was there. Suddenly, at the top of his lungs, he starts singing " I've Got a Tear in My Beer" The place broke up laughing. As I was telling him to hush, he was grinning, and singing louder, for the attention.

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my wife gone done left me, took the dog, took the truck and ledt me nuthing but an oil spot on the driveway.
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Luanne> why do all the strange things in life seem to happen at Wal Mart?
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Old October 13th, 2005, 09:45 AM
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One of my all time favorites is:
PROP ME UP BESIDE THE JUKE BOX (WHEN I DIE)
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some old but funny stuff.

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Dorothy,

FYI the song "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life" was written by the late humorist and song writer, Shel Silverstein.

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This thread brought back many memories. That little boy I spoke about is no longer with us, but I am sure he is singing in the choir for the Lord.

Also reminded me of many posters who have gone on. I wish them well..
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Ďt´s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew your Ass out All Day Long

(This song is very funny and the video is hysterical.) by Rodney Crowell and Vince Gill

Also ¨Hey Loretta, I Love You More Than mMy Irish Setter by Loretta Lynn
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If you couldn't live without me why aren't you dead?
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Isn't there also one called "If I Told You You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me?"

donna (who really doesn't like country music...)
Donna there is and recently in the news Britney Spears is being sued over it. One of her songs uses the lyrics and the writers are NOT pleased.

Laura
Who does not like country music either.
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