Naughty Joke of the Day...

rollerdonna · #1 (**permalink**) October 11th, 2005, 10:06 PM

Here's something that could happen on a cruise....

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and suffers terrible
sunburn as a result. Already blistering and in agony, he is taken
straight to hospital where he is promptly diagnosed as having second
degree burns and is admitted accordingly. The doctor prescribed
continuous intravenous feeding with saline and electrolytes, a sedative,
and a ****** pill every four hours.

The nurse, rather astounded, asked, "What good will ****** do for his
pain?"

"None" said the doctor, "but it'll keep the sheet off his legs."

donna (hope nobody is offended by this one!)

nolou525 · #2 (**permalink**) October 11th, 2005, 10:39 PM

Thanks Donna. That was a great "pick'me up" after a long day working 2 jobs.

Cruise Cynic · #3 (**permalink**) October 11th, 2005, 10:45 PM

Donna needs a good spanking. Wait a minute.... that would be inappropriate.

Time out, Donna.

farrimco · #4 (**permalink**) October 12th, 2005, 12:06 AM

Donna, I enjoyed the joke. Nice to have a good laugh at the end of the day.

Lombard · #5 (**permalink**) October 12th, 2005, 12:08 AM

LMAO CC Would it be more appropriate at Walmart?

oops I shouldn't even have suggested that?

I took V once but I didn't swollow!!?

Lisa · #6 (**permalink**) October 12th, 2005, 12:20 AM

Good one, Donna!!

Diana F · #7 (**permalink**) October 12th, 2005, 02:35 AM

Nothing like a rousing joke to raise a smile

Keep them coming, Donna

Cruise Cynic · #8 (**permalink**) October 12th, 2005, 03:48 AM

Hmmm... it sounds like Liam might have a thing for spankings 8)

Quick Liam> book a flight to Montreal! It's only 20 hours or so, non-stop.
Maybe Donna will oblige and meet you at the airport, so you can administer the correction and make the turn-around.

tami3333 · #9 (**permalink**) October 12th, 2005, 05:54 AM

BetWes · #10 (**permalink**) October 12th, 2005, 05:56 AM

Where is Metrowest of Massachusetts? We live in Berkshire County.

DougR. · #11 (**permalink**) October 12th, 2005, 06:05 AM

DONNA!!!!!!!!!!

I only have one question. If a ****** pill gets stuck in your throat do you get a stiff neck?

Sailing gal · #12 (**permalink**) October 12th, 2005, 06:10 AM

Thats great! I'll share that with my brothers and sisters. hahaha

kimmiegirl · #13 (**permalink**) October 12th, 2005, 07:49 AM

Betwes,

Hi there, we also live in Berkshire County (UK of course) Where is Berkshire county in the USA?

And RD, very good - always knew those extra bits on the male torso would be useful some day - good job he wasn't a nudist and got sunburnt there too

Regards,
KG

LisaK · #14 (**permalink**) October 12th, 2005, 08:55 AM

good one Donna!
If you boys continue to misbehave you will be sent to your rooms!

Luanne Russo · #15 (**permalink**) October 12th, 2005, 04:38 PM

Donna, That's a good one.
Thanks,

Luanne

CruisinK n J · #16 (**permalink**) October 12th, 2005, 06:46 PM

Donna, funny

Judy

Y2C · #17 (**permalink**) October 13th, 2005, 01:54 AM

I heard ****** keeps you from rolling out of bed.
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Round trip Los Angeles to Hawaii, Summit March 26, 2006

Vancouver – Alaska – Los Angeles, Sept 16, 2006 on Summit
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Lombard · #18 (**permalink**) October 13th, 2005, 01:57 AM

STEVE, Steve, steve... It dosn't help if you still have a water bed as I do

LMAO.

bigjohn461 · #19 (**permalink**) October 14th, 2005, 10:47 AM

I can not belive I got up for this one and shaved my legs too..ROFLMBO..good one donna