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Old October 11th, 2005, 10:06 PM
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Here's something that could happen on a cruise....

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and suffers terrible
sunburn as a result. Already blistering and in agony, he is taken
straight to hospital where he is promptly diagnosed as having second
degree burns and is admitted accordingly. The doctor prescribed
continuous intravenous feeding with saline and electrolytes, a sedative,
and a ****** pill every four hours.

The nurse, rather astounded, asked, "What good will ****** do for his
pain?"

"None" said the doctor, "but it'll keep the sheet off his legs."


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Old October 11th, 2005, 10:39 PM
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Thanks Donna. That was a great "pick'me up" after a long day working 2 jobs.
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Old October 11th, 2005, 10:45 PM
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Donna needs a good spanking. Wait a minute.... that would be inappropriate.

Time out, Donna.
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Old October 12th, 2005, 12:06 AM
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Donna, I enjoyed the joke. Nice to have a good laugh at the end of the day.
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Old October 12th, 2005, 12:08 AM
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LMAO CC Would it be more appropriate at Walmart?

oops I shouldn't even have suggested that?

I took V once but I didn't swollow!!?
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Old October 12th, 2005, 12:20 AM
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Good one, Donna!!
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Nothing like a rousing joke to raise a smile

Keep them coming, Donna
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Old October 12th, 2005, 03:48 AM
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Hmmm... it sounds like Liam might have a thing for spankings 8)

Quick Liam> book a flight to Montreal! It's only 20 hours or so, non-stop.
Maybe Donna will oblige and meet you at the airport, so you can administer the correction and make the turn-around.
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Where is Metrowest of Massachusetts? We live in Berkshire County.
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Old October 12th, 2005, 06:05 AM
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DONNA!!!!!!!!!!

I only have one question. If a ****** pill gets stuck in your throat do you get a stiff neck?
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Thats great! I'll share that with my brothers and sisters. hahaha
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Old October 12th, 2005, 07:49 AM
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Betwes,

Hi there, we also live in Berkshire County (UK of course) Where is Berkshire county in the USA?

And RD, very good - always knew those extra bits on the male torso would be useful some day - good job he wasn't a nudist and got sunburnt there too

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good one Donna!
If you boys continue to misbehave you will be sent to your rooms!
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Donna, That's a good one.
Thanks,

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Donna, funny

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I heard ****** keeps you from rolling out of bed.
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STEVE, Steve, steve... It dosn't help if you still have a water bed as I do LMAO.
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I can not belive I got up for this one and shaved my legs too..ROFLMBO..good one donna
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