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Old October 18th, 2005, 02:09 AM
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Things I Hate About Everyone


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point between my legs when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their rear ends to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbo?
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Old October 18th, 2005, 02:14 AM
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And don't forget:

10) people who feel the need to list everything they hate about a particular topic.

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Not only do I want my cake and to eat it too, I want ice cream on the side!
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Steve,

this sounds like George Carlin

I like them and George too.
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Old October 18th, 2005, 06:35 AM
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Cruise Cynic:

That was priceless, I wish I would have thought of that one.

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Old October 18th, 2005, 07:21 AM
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I was going to say that that list sounded like Cruise Cynic......

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Old October 18th, 2005, 07:24 AM
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Hmmm... I'm not liking the direction this thread is taking......
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Y2C probably got it from CC!

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#1= re:bathrooms!
Although I have to admit sometimes when I am asking the time I do point to my wrist as there are lots of people around here that do not speak English well/at all. I try to wear my watch/find a clock but sometimes it is impossible.
Y2C is plagiarizing CC ,eh?!!
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Tourists who ask how to get to the hospital.

Just step in front of a bus buddy!
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I am guilty of most of these, at one time or another. I use the life is to short one all the time.

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And IF some of this comes from George Carlin let's not forget all the "stuff" we pack for cruising that is absolutely not needed!
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12) When you tell someone to cal 911 and they have to ask you for the number.
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