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Old October 19th, 2005, 10:41 PM
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WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: Definitely not!

WIFE: Why not, don't you like being married?

HUSBAND: Of course I do

WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE: (With a hurtful look on her face) You would?

HUSBAND: (Groans)

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE: Would you play golf with her?

HUSBAND: I guess so.

WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

WIFE: (silence)

HUSBAND: Sh** .........



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Old October 19th, 2005, 11:56 PM
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That's a good one! I know a lot of husbands that could have that problem...hmmmmmmmm.

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I have never played golf, and now I plan to never take it up.
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