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Old October 20th, 2005, 08:45 AM
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I was at the dentist with my son and he had a tooth pulled. So we're at the front and the receptionist asks my son what he's gonna do with his tooth. He tells her he's gonna put it under his pillow and the tooth fairy....and so on....

She asks him, "where does the tooth fairy get the money from to leave for your tooth?"

My 6 year old thinks for a second and answers "I think she plays poker with daddy and his friends every Friday and wins a lot of money"

I thought that was hilarious!!

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Old October 20th, 2005, 08:49 AM
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That is a riot! Out of the mouths of babes...

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Old October 20th, 2005, 09:05 AM
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Banker, That is so cute!! how smart he is.

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FUNNY!!!
Kids can say the darnest things.
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Cute, banker
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Banker - wait until he finds out you "anted up" his college fund

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teenagers and money.... this explains a lot.....
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Jen

give a man a fish - he eats for a day
teach a man to fish - eats for a lifetime

I'm teaching him to play poker

he'll put himself thru college

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Old October 20th, 2005, 09:20 PM
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huh? Cynic?

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He's starting to think like a teenager already.

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Old October 21st, 2005, 10:47 AM
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Oh, now that's cute!

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Banker, I have been Googleing Earth for two days now. Thanks

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It's a lot of fun isn't it? I got it from here (one of the many side benefits of CM)!

I will send you coordinates of my house and you can actually see my hummer in the driveway because it's anniversary edition red!

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I sure hope the Tooth Fairy back east remembers that teeth extracted by a dentist pays double the normal amount!!
Someone I knew just told me about google earth on Tuesday-it is neat (although my computer is a bit slow/something).
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Banker - you are such a great Dad. Are you going to teach him how to panhandle as well There is a great demand for them out this way - especially in the tourist areas like Gastown. !

I love googlearthing - the next stage will be peeking into people's windows tee-hee - good thing we are on cable and not dial-up!!!

Brenda - we could probably see each other with binoculars anyway - we are out in Langley - how about you?

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Jen, I can't believe you mentioned begging for money. I feel insulted. My kids are way beyond begging. I taught them that when they were 2-3 years old, the have advanced much beyond that now. They are on to poker.

Sheesh!

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You better be good to those beautiful kids. All that money you are spending on that Bruce Lee stuff, one day they might kick your tail.

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I love the Google Earth thing. Last night, I went David B.'s house and he was sun bathing topless!!!!
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Luanne, what you saw on the webcam behind me was him jumping for a few minutes. What you didn't see is that he does that bruce lee/ jedi knight stuff every waking minute.

Both of them will be going for their red in a couple of months. For now, they kick the crap out of each other. My son had a fat bleeding lip when he went to the dentist because she kicked him in the face.

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What is it with you banker guys - you teach your son poker, my husband taught our grandaughter blackjack. Of course she loves it; takes everyone's pennies just cleans them out. Now I'm sure Texas Holdem is next. I just roll my eyes.

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