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Three men were sitting together, bragging about
> > > > how they had been giving their new wives duties.
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> > > > The first man had married a woman from Indiana, and
> > > > bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do
> > > > all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at
> > > > their house. He said that it took a couple of days,
> > > > but on the third day he came home to a clean house and
> > > > the dishes were all washed and put away.
> > > >
> > > > The second man had married a woman from Utah. He
> > > > bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was
> > > > to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He
> > > > told them that the first day he didn't see any
> > > > results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his
> > > > house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a
> > > > huge dinner on the table.
> > > >
> > > > The third man had married a TEXAS girl. He
> > > > said that he told her that her duties were to keep the
> > > > house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
> > > > washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
> > > > said the first day he didn't see anything. The second
> > > > day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most
> > > > of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
> > > > little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself
> > > > a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a
> > > > landscaper.
> > > >
> > > > Gotta love those TEXAS women!!!!!
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