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Old October 27th, 2005, 11:37 AM
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Default Is there a doctor in the house?

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourner burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral....
I'm a gynecologist."

AND that's when the proctologist fainted!!

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Old October 27th, 2005, 11:51 AM
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Good one!
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Old October 27th, 2005, 12:16 PM
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Awesome. Makes me wonder though what mine would be like. I do daycare mainly for infants and untrained kids.
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