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Old October 31st, 2005, 11:50 PM
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Default Trick or Treating for Seniors

You know you are too old to
Trick or Treat when:



10. You get winded from knocking
on the door.

09. You have to have another kid
chew the candy for you.

08. You ask for high fiber candy
only.

07. When someone drops a candy
bar in your bag, you lose your
balance and fall over.



06. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"
and you're not wearing a mask.

05. When the door opens you yell, "Trick
or ...." and can't remember the rest.



04. By the end of the night, you have
a bag full of restraining orders.

03. You have to carefully choose a
costume that won't dislodge your
hairpiece.



02. You're the only Power Ranger in
the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors
should not go Trick Or Treating...

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01. You keep having to go home to pee.



No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN
anyway.

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Old November 1st, 2005, 02:00 AM
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Thanks for the chuckle Donna. I'm definitely not trick or treating anymore.
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Old November 1st, 2005, 02:02 AM
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Good one, Donna! I sure hope I NEVER get too old for trick or treating and Halloween!
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Old November 1st, 2005, 06:22 AM
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Oh Donna,
you are soooo bad
I just eat all the left over candy
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Old November 1st, 2005, 06:39 AM
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I'm recovering this morning from walking my son around. Now if I could just walk like that every day.
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