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Old November 2nd, 2005, 06:26 PM
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men
the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come.. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
twice Then I come one lasta time."

You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives...... "

Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi'."

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Old November 2nd, 2005, 06:59 PM
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Cute, Luanne. And you're right, I did read it again. Emma eye ass ass eye ass ass eye pee pee eye. Got it!

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