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Old November 14th, 2005, 10:56 PM
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;Men vs Women at the cash machine...
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is

installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to

withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this

new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below

when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been

developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

************************************************** *********

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE LADIES YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT
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Old November 14th, 2005, 11:15 PM
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Thanks Luanne. lol
Whenever I use one it is always as fast as possible and usually takes me less than 30 seconds.
Shouldn't they have seperate atm's for the sexes?
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Old November 14th, 2005, 11:27 PM
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Luanne,

At one time I may have found this stereotype true but lately I'm seeing this sort of thing from many males: Even the make up.

Take care,
Mike (Who cannot understand why it takes more than one to two minutes at an ATM)
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Old November 14th, 2005, 11:51 PM
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When choosing a line, whether it's at Wal-Mart or at a multiple atm, I always go for the line with the larger percentage of men in it (unless I'm looking to hook up).

I invariably get out of there 2 or 3 clients faster.
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Old November 15th, 2005, 07:15 AM
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At the risk of sounding sexist (awwww what the heck -- oink!!! oink!!!) , Our building at work is secured by an automated turnstile into which you insert your id card and input a pin number for entrance. Most of the males have their ID cards out and ready to go. Many women, however, wait until they are right at the turnstile to rummange through their suitcase sized handbags for the ID. Also many women when at the checkout hold up the line by arranging their change just so in thier wallet, while most men shove their change into their pocket to sort out later (or not).

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Old November 15th, 2005, 02:44 PM
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I'm not flaming, Doug because I've seen those women (even though I'm not one). But I've also seen the little old men with their change purses in line at the grocery who wait until they've been rung up before reaching for them. (Find the change purse, undo the rubber band, count out the change at least 4 times to make sure it's right, examine a penny for the date, look at all the state quarters....you get the idea).

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I was at the supermarket the other day and it was near closing time when the woman in front of me at the checkout counter wanted to pay for her groceries with her paycheck. The cashier looked at me and the others in the line sheepishly and said she would have to go upstairs to the safe to get more money.

"That's o.k. dear," I said to her, "my purchases are for breakfast anyway."

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You forgot to add on the task of filling out a deposit slip and deposit envelope and seeling it up.
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Dorthy- I can relate to your observation. There are seniors and then there are old seniors. The man you described is what I would consider an old senior who have become pains in the butt as they age. While they are a minority they are common enough to become the stereotype by which all seniors are damned. The ones that irritate me are those seniors in the grocery checkout who examine each and every line on the receipt before they will move on and let the next person check out. I told Marj if she ever catches me acting like that she was authorized to kick my butt in public.
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My mom used to tell everyone in the stores, we're not allowed to go to the store during noon time or late afternoon when working people get off and need to get errands done. I used to tell my parents you have all day don't go out right at noon or between 4 and 6 p.m.! Honest, I did! :-)

Some seniors have all the time in the world, use time in stores as their social hour, contact with live people, etc. and are clueless that them taking forever in lines matters to others!

I've lived in a seniors mobile home park forever so I totally relate to the senior issues! Also, I hate to agree but when it comes to bank lines, card entry, etc. men are more organized then women (generally). I walk up to the door at Abbott's and I'm in and always holding the door for people on cell phones, carrying tons of stuff, etc. what do they do with all the stuff they bring???
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