Who's Minding the Store???

Cruise Cynic · #1 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 12:03 AM

For six days late December, it seems CruiseMates will be awfully quiet.

Wanna give me the command codes, so I can watch the place?

I won't turn it into a geriatric porn website. Promise 8)

BTW > If you are a gramma (or granpa, I don't discriminate) send me your portfolio now.

Kuki · #2 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 12:09 AM

Cynic.. You're getting your application in EARLY. It's NEXT DEC

Cruise Cynic · #3 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 12:12 AM

I'm an early bird, what can I say.

It takes a while to set up the HUGE plans I have for this place.

"Excellent, Smithers! My evil plot is turning out perfectly.... now, release the hounds!"
- Montgomery Burns

Luanne Russo · #4 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 12:02 PM

Scary!!!!

bigjohn461 · #5 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 12:30 PM

OMG..I hope we do not have to cancel or get sick or something bad happens or the trip gets canceled or ...... I will be gone either way that week..I ain't staying with CC in charge

banker · #6 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 12:52 PM

I think they use an encrypted dynamic algorhythm, they'll be back by the time we break it. Maybe we can make the cruisemates board think I'm Kuki by duplicating my biosigns in the transporters pattern buffer to release the command lockouts ?!?

banker

TBug · #7 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 03:15 PM

Well you two could always join us?!?!

Jason · #8 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 03:44 PM

I have a key if they didn't change the locks

Mike M · #9 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 04:11 PM

Banker:

I'm sorry but ever since we installed new Heisenberg compensators all of the biosign replicators have been changed. Therefore you will not be able to replicate Kuki's biosigns.

BTW: Kuki doesn't have the keys to "Good Stuff" anyway.

Take care,
Mike

Jim Bragg · #10 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 08:07 PM

Never fear, I will still be here and watching over everything as usual. Unfortunately I will be without my wonderful staff and friends.

Jim

banker · #11 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 08:13 PM

Mike, we're gonna lure Jim onto the holodeck and play a re-run of a bad robocop movie (was there ever a good one?) and keep him occupied. During that time, we lock the transporter in a diagnostic cycle running the original through transport pattern enhancers, the original signature should still be there

banker

banker · #12 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 08:13 PM

now someone stop me because you know I can go on with this forever

banker

Brenda in Canada · #13 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 09:32 PM

Banker-

Banker, CC-isn't he from Canada too?-or is that the whiskey I am thinking about?, and I will be here too. I am sure us Canucks could 'crack the code' and take over!!

Jim- 'will be without my wonderful friends' .....???? HEY!!(Just kidding!)

Brenda

paddletoe53 · #14 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 10:46 PM

brenda i'm still going to be here with these two scray crewmates

Cruise Cynic · #15 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 10:51 PM

I've never been called scray before.... I kinda like it.

banker · #16 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 11:01 PM

i had to google it, it means "a sea swallow"

i dont get it??

banker

paddletoe53 · #17 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 11:09 PM

cruise cynic you are the scrayiest in a nice way

rollerdonna · #18 (**permalink**) November 30th, 2005, 11:16 PM

To crack the code, maybe you could use those numbers from LOST! then again, maybe you don't wanna go into the "hatch" with CC, he IS pretty scary you know!

donna

bigjohn461 · #19 (**permalink**) December 1st, 2005, 10:24 AM

First you must put the hammer on the slammer, then doddle the noodle over the poodle, followed by crying while spying the keyboard on the floor board of the old jalopy with the double overhead cam, lick jam 5, with the back up lights and the automatic rearview mirror. Then click your mouse on the yes button when it pops up and ask you if, you want to continue. Done deal...

Brenda in Canada · #20 (**permalink**) December 1st, 2005, 11:54 AM

Paddletoe-Your new word 'scray'(even though it may have been a spelling error) is very inventive. It certainly describes this case very well. I may even start using it!!

Also glad to see you will still be here to keep the 'scrays' in line!!
I see RD from Montreal is lending us advice also!! Even though she is going.
Brenda in Canada

paddletoe53 · #21 (**permalink**) December 1st, 2005, 11:34 PM

hi brenda its good to hear from you do you ever wonder what those two
realy look like i was wonder if you new you have been on cruisemates
longer then i have

banker · #22 (**permalink**) December 1st, 2005, 11:39 PM

sure paddletoe.....talk about us as if we're NOT STANDING RIGHT HERE.......!!!!!

banker

Cruise Cynic · #23 (**permalink**) December 1st, 2005, 11:43 PM

Banker> I thought you, of all people, would appreciate my Simpsons reference. Instead, you quote the Trek User Guide.

You've shattered my image of you.

banker · #24 (**permalink**) December 1st, 2005, 11:57 PM

your original post "command codes" set me into the trek frame of mind (not that I really ever get out of it).

i totally got the monty reference

don't make me dress up like bobo to apologize to you

banker

paddletoe53 · #25 (**permalink**) December 2nd, 2005, 12:23 AM

you were not ther before when i posted before i; sorry i hurt your feelings before ha,ha, ha,

Cruise Cynic · #26 (**permalink**) December 2nd, 2005, 01:07 AM

Bobo???? Surely you mean Krusty.

paddletoe53 · #27 (**permalink**) December 2nd, 2005, 01:17 AM

did i makeyou cry boo

banker · #28 (**permalink**) December 2nd, 2005, 10:26 AM

no paddletoe, you didn't <<wiping away a lonely tear making it's way solemnly down my cheek>>

Cynic, I meant bobo. Thinking about bobo is the only soft spot Burns every showed. That's the only way you (Burns) would accept my apology.

banker