This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at
a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the
Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in there?"
The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
"I got one too... see?"
"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice." Then the man in the Granada
says, "You got a fax machine?"
"Why, actually, yes, I do."
"I do too! See? It's right here!"
The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Granada
says, "So, do YOU have a double bed in back there?" And the guy in
the Rolls says, "NO! Do you?"
"Yep, got my double bed right in back here ... see?!"
The light turns and the man in the Granada takes off. Well, the guy
in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he goes immediately to
a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his
About two weeks later, the job is finally done and he picks up his
car and drives all over town looking for the Granada. He finally
finds it parked alongside the road so he pulls his Rolls up next to
it. The windows on the Granada are all fogged up and he feels a
little awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls
and taps on the foggy window of the Granada.
The man in the Granada finally opens the window a crack and peeks
The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey. Remember me?"
"Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What's up?"
"Check this out ... I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."
And the man in the Granada says, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO
TELL ME THAT?!"
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