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Old December 7th, 2005, 09:37 AM
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-Two women
friends had gone for a "girls night out." They both
were
very faithful, loving wives... however, they had
gotten a bit over
enthusiastic on Margaritas at the Rio.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee,
so they stopped
in a cemetery. One had nothing to wipe with so she
decided to take off
her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was
wearing expensive
panties and didn't want to ruin them... luckily she
had squatted next
to a grave that had a fresh wreath with a ribbon on
it... so she
proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls completed their "business" they
continued toward home.

The following day, one of the husbands was concerned
that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed and hung
over. He phoned the
other husband, and said "These girls nights out have
got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with
no panties!"

"That's nothing!" said the other husband, "mine came
back with a card
stuck to her butt that read:

"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION... WE WILL NEVER
FORGET YOU!!!"
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