Go Back   CruiseMates Cruise Community and Forums > People > Chit - Chat for Cruisers
Register Forgot Password?

Chit - Chat for Cruisers Open Forum for non-cruise posts. Please refrain from inflammatory rhetoric that could be considered offensive. We reserve the right to edit or delete for any reason.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old January 7th, 2006, 01:06 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 11,518
Send a message via Yahoo to Luanne Russo
Default The Little Old Lady

One Sunday, while counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor

of a

small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened

again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering

was

collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink

envelope in the plate.

.

This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity,

approached her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the

collection plate," he stated.

.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give

some

of it to the church."

.

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" The

old lady said, "$10,000 a week."

.

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for

a

living?"

.

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

.

"That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he

practice?"



The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las

Vegas

and one in Reno."
__________________
Ecstasy 2005
Conquest 2005
Elation 2005
Conquest 2006
Conquest 2007
Ecstasy 2008
Valor B2B 2008

Conquest Virtual Cruise Topic Link
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
  #2 (permalink)  
Old January 7th, 2006, 03:02 PM
nlb1050's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Fort Pierce, FL
Posts: 1,655
Default

Cute!!!!!!!!

Nancy
__________________
Nancy



Guadeloupe Accommodations



Star Princess 2005, Sun Princess 2005
Caribbean Princess 2006, MSC Lirica 2006 , NCL Pearl 2007, Majesty of the Seas 2008, Carnival Destiny 2008, MSC Lirica 2009, Carnival Valor 2009,Carnival Legend 2010, Carnival Liberty 2010,Carnival Fantsay 2011,Carnival Valor Feb 2012, MSC Poesia Dec 2012, MSC Poesia April 2013, Carnival Legend Nov 2013, MSC DIVINA Jan 2014
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old January 7th, 2006, 03:09 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: new orleans, la
Posts: 7,074
Default

I like it, I'll share this with my priest at 4 oclock service today
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old January 7th, 2006, 09:34 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
Posts: 1,320
Default

Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old January 8th, 2006, 10:01 AM
bigjohn461's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Hot Springs, Ark.(just below farrimco
Posts: 4,118
Default

I guess it just cost more in Nevada for getting a cat spayed..hmmmmmm.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
little old lady earl Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs 3 February 28th, 2008 08:27 PM
little old lady earl Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs 2 December 16th, 2007 09:12 PM
Little Old Lady mteague Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs 0 May 1st, 2007 04:48 PM
When I'm An Old Lady katlady Chit - Chat for Cruisers 4 November 2nd, 2006 11:59 PM
Lady looking for Oliviya52 Seeking Cruise Companion 2 May 28th, 2004 07:17 PM


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


 

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:23 AM.
design by: Themes by Design

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.1