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Old January 17th, 2006, 08:52 PM
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The Next Survivor Series:

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 4 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play 2 sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 4 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money. In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment, and an appointment for a haircut. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned home, planting flowers outside, and keep it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them.

Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid song that comes on TV and the name of each and every repulsive character on cartoons.

The men must daily: shave their legs and underarms, and wear makeup that they will apply themselves either while driving or making 4 lunches.

They must adorn themselves with jewellrey, wear uncomfortable, yet stylish shoes, and keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.

And for the perios of one of the six weeks, they will have to endure severe stomach cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings, but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly PTA meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. He will need to play with the children each night, bathe them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size, and doctor's name.
Also, he must remember the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labour.
Also, each child's favourite colour, middle name, favourite snack, favourite song, favourite drink, favourite toy, biggest fear, and what they want to be when they grow up.

They must clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m. and then spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand and foot until they are better.

Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortill,a and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the gam over and over again for the next 18-25 years.... eventually earning the right to be called MOTHER.


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Old January 17th, 2006, 09:29 PM
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Love it!!!
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Old January 17th, 2006, 09:56 PM
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Default The next survivor series

Donna, oh so true, now if you will excuse me I'm kinda tired from chasing a 14 month old. (We have her for the week while mom and dad are in Calif.) It's o.k. I am a survivor.

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Old January 18th, 2006, 06:22 AM
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Now that would be worth watching.
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Okay, so how long do the losers get locked in a room with real mothers???

By the way: ask a guy what "The Survivor Series" is to him, and he will say it's 30 large guys beating the crap out of each other in a big ring until one guy wins.
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Well now Cynic, I thought that was the Cage match at the wrestle mania?
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Can I bring duct tape, (for legal uses) if not . my flames done.
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