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Old January 25th, 2006, 07:41 PM
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The driver of a huge tractor trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces.

He climbed down from his truck and looked at the wreckage, not quite sure what to do. Within a matter of minutes, another truck pulled up and unloaded a crew of workers.

The men picked up each broken piece of the former tollbooth and spread some kind of creamy substance on it. Then they began fitting the pieces together. In less than a half hour, they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and good as new.

"Astonishing!" the truck driver said to the crew chief. "What was that white stuff you used to get all of the pieces together?"

The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste."

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first true laugh I had today.

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Good one, I'm still chuckling.
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Thanks for the giiggle Eddie, I needed that!!

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Old January 26th, 2006, 07:42 AM
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Now that was a good chuckle!!! I needed that!!!!



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