For Roller Donna, Kuki and all the other Canadians out there! I am allowed to send this stereotypical image joke because I'm from Georgia!!
Canadian at the bar.
This guy goes into a bar ........ .... in Alabama and orders a white wine.
All the Rednecks sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxi-dermist? What in tarnation is a taxi-dermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."