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Old February 27th, 2006, 06:05 PM
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When our lawn mower broke & wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first.......the truck, the car, fishing, (are you listening Mike?) always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors! I watched silently for a short time & then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass", I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk".

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp!
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Old February 27th, 2006, 06:07 PM
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I laughed so hard at that I almost fell out of my chair!
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Old February 28th, 2006, 08:28 AM
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ROFLMBO..THAT very good..My DW finally gave in and let me buy a new lawn tractor. The other is 8 yrs old and a Murry. I have rebuilt everthing on it but the motor, at least 6 times...I got tears running down both legs still laughing so hard...............brush off the sidewalk.O...I hope you get well sooon.
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OUTSTANDING! Just what I needed to start off what is going to be a very long day at work! Thanks,
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Old February 28th, 2006, 05:21 PM
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BJ...'you hope I get well soon'??

Look who's talking!!!!

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