You baseball fans have probably heard this one. you can laugh again though because it is cute.
Two guys talking about baseball. One guy ask the other guy if he thinks there will be baseball in Heaven. They agree that which ever one dies first, he has to come back and tell the other if there is baseball in Heaven.
First guy dies.
He comes back and surprises the one left behind.
You made it back says the guy who is still alive.
Yep. and I have good news and bad news.
Well, what is the good news?
There IS baseball in heaven. Thats great , says the guy that is alive.
Soooo, whats the bad news?
YOU are scheduled to pitch tommorrow.