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Old April 15th, 2006, 03:54 AM
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Default Dangerous Virus

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT!! This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.


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Old April 15th, 2006, 08:38 AM
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Good one
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Old April 15th, 2006, 08:44 AM
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I am sending that one to my boss. 8)
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You really do need to get a new project going Steve. I really liked that one though.
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Some one has to much time on his hands Get well quick Mike.
I'm sending this one to all my on line friends.
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Good one. I'm forwarding it to WORK.....

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Very clever Y2C. Really enjoyed it.
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