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Old April 28th, 2006, 12:30 PM
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ALABAMA PREACHER {"}
>
>
> >> >> Here is your morning chuckle...............
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this
> >> >> congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux
> Klan.
> >> >> This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community
> cannot
> >> >> tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
> Now, I
> >> >> want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from
> God
> >> >> and
> >> >> this Christian family."
> >> >>
> >> >> No one moved.
> >> >>
> >> >> The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and
> admit
> >> >> this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your
> >> >> heart
> >> >> you will feel glory.
> >> >> Now stand and confess your transgression."
> >> >>
> >> >> Again all was quiet.
> >> >>
> >> >> Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would
> stop
> >> >> traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her
> voice
> >> >> quivered as she spoke,
> >> >> "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
> >> >>
> >> >> I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply
> told a
> >> >> couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
> >> >>
> >> >> The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared!
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Old April 28th, 2006, 05:37 PM
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Good one ..... thanks for the morning chuckle!...... I needed that.

We have been very busy packing (Not for another cruise - drats!), but we
have sold our house & are moving to our new one on May 19th.

I don't know how we could have collected soooooooo much stuff in only 9 years of living here. We have made 3 piles. (1) taking with us (2) giving to family or charity (3) auction!!

We are moving to an over 55 community with an one floor plan. I really hope we like it, because I really do not want to go thru this again!

Have a good one,
Phyllis
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