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Old April 29th, 2006, 09:17 AM
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1.. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)

2.. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James, age 6)

3.. If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are in continent. (Wayne, age 7)

4.. Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie, age 6)

5.. A dolphin breathes through an ******* on the top of its head.
(Billy, age 8)

6.. My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie, age 6)

7.. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

8.. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tales.
How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen, age 6)

9.. I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my dad keeps shouting at my mom, and my big sister just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

10.. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

11.. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

12.. Deleted for inapropriate content............ Some kids do say the darndest things.............Laura

13.. On holiday my mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie, age 7)
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Old April 29th, 2006, 09:52 AM
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That was Hilarious. Thanks for sharing. Out of the mouths of babes.
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Old April 29th, 2006, 12:42 PM
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I didn't know what balls or testicles were called until I was in junior high . What kids learn at a younger age now.
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